Typical Timmy Financial Delusions...

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a mate of mine says "you cant strangle hookers, well you can but you will have to pay me extra to feed her cold body to the pigs"

but i was born in dundee so we have different ideas up here...
 
Trevor Santos said:
pictures of said russian student. how did you manage that one? russianbrides.com?
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No, mainly my natural charm and good looks! The summer in the South of France is pretty easy to pick up birds, in fact there should be a new batch of American students arriving soon, which is always nice!
 
simon_bhoy said:
a mate of mine says "you cant strangle hookers, well you can but you will have to pay me extra to feed her cold body to the pigs"

but i was born in dundee so we have different ideas up here...
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Jesus even Neil Lennon treats women better than that.
 
Trevor Santos said:
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My pal's da drives one about monaco, my pal get's a shot of it now and again when he's over. Good proddies <ok>
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I certainly wouldn't have thought he would be your pal if he was a tarrier! On another note, is Whyte in Monaco or Scotland just now, I would love to bump into that ****!
 
Trevor Santos said:
I wondered how she was on 2 grand a month. what does she work at?
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She's a nurse. She does extra shifts in the royal and hairmyres when they are short staffed to bump her wage up to about the 2k mark after tax. Some nightshifts she can be paid £200.

At least I think she's working in the hospital. The other day I found a massive stash of johnnys in her cupboard beside a big bag of 1 euro coins <whistle>
 
Trevor Santos said:
They wont even have to drug monaco, he'll be out his face anyway <ok>
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<laugh> <laugh> I was suggesting that monaco would be luring the american birds in to the 'art gallery'.

Not sure how much anyone would pay to dissect a middle aged scottish man, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be as much as a perky titted 20 year American burd.

One of my mates pulled a fat burd last weekend and gave her my mobile number <laugh> Been getting pictures sent to me by this tubby beast and non stop texts. Had to buy a text blocker for my phone!
 
Pud said:
I knew what you did - I was trying to get folk would click the link!
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How the **** are you still a mod when you admit to this kind of ****e? I'm going to be petioning the mod board to have you stripped of your powers, and hopefully any cash you have in your bank.
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
How the **** are you still a mod when you admit to this kind of ****e? I'm going to be petioning the mod board to have you stripped of your powers, and hopefully any cash you have in your bank.
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<laugh>

****in jealouse cause I'm Mod on a higher reutaion board!

Other Scottish Teams... pffft!

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You training to be a Nurse?
 
Rangers have the highest "reutaion" in Scotland, maybe even the world.

Aye <ok> Never learned how to wipe an arse (not even my own) so need to study for 6 years to get the technique right <laugh>
 
What is your technique? I stay seated, lean to my left and wipe back to front <ok>

PS why has Neil Lennon chipped in with his two cents on the Gers situation? Is he ****ing ******ed? (no need to answer) He knows that Rangers fans on the whole dislike him and two have tried to kill him (allegedly) so he dicides to antagonise us more when we are hurting the most? Well done Einstein. His bodyguard facepalmed it when he picked the paper up today I bet.
 
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