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WOW...have you just started reading a dictionary to carry on this discussion...first person i know who has managed to put the word "ellipsis' in a footbal discussion.
Are you grasping at straws?

You mean last season babe, and I'll look at my spelling when you correct your geography?

THIS SEASON..being the season coming(?) i stand by what i said?

If my comments make no sense to you, may I suggest you go back and read them nice and slowly. For the big words you could try to "sound them out" or use other phonetic techniques....?

And you are so clever, getting tennnis analogies into the discussion....oh lord, i bet your mum/cousin/sis (same person) are so proud?!

Oulten Broads, home of middle aged swingers & wanna-be's who cant afford a cruise on the med...Oh how the other half live...

Also..you may want to check your spelling and grammar......just a thought?..let us know when you find it !!...15-love

I'm going to give you some time to think through all the contradictions in here :emoticon-0148-yes:
 
Could anyone who has a problem with this thread please go back to the OP and start again with the whole lot.

This time pretend you're at an amateur dramatics or school play.

"Hilarious and hammed up to the max." ***** (5/5) - QPR Matt (Not 606)
 
Could anyone who has a problem with this thread please go back to the OP and start again with the whole lot.

This time pretend you're at an amateur dramatics or school play.

"Hilarious and hammed up to the max." ***** (5/5) - QPR Matt (Not 606)

As Oscar Wilde famously said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about"...
 
This is a disgrace - I'm going to tweet TF and get him to re-name the QPR plane in honour of Swords' fight here.

Don't let The Man win!

Power to the People!
 
This is a disgrace - I'm going to tweet TF and get him to re-name the QPR plane in honour of Swords' fight here.

Don't let The Man win!

Power to the People!

Will seeing Swords' Jumbo (:emoticon-0138-think) circumnavigating the globe really drum up sympathy for the plight of the little man?

I'm not sure Swords ego could be contained if he had his name plastered on the side of a plane. ;)
 
Aah, now we're seeing the real Willy rear his ugly head (did I just say that?!!). I don't know what you consider personal abuse but calling someone Tweedledum is hardly up there.

I can't help but think you've still got a bee in your bonnet over the outcome of the circus that was Terrygate. I had of hoped you would accept it and move on but I believe you're still angry with the verdict and you're taking it out on me.

Bad form mate.
You brought it up, not me. You appear to be the one not able to leave the past alone. This entire thread is about you being upset by perceived past injustices about you.

It all shows that despite your platitudes, you simply can't handle anyone that disagrees with you, and certainly cannot cope with being ignored.

Well, get used to it.
 
A great thread that has generated 113 responses bang in the middle of the football-less desert that is summer.All we need now is another three weeks of G4S inspired hilarity and the new season will be upon us.Good luck for 2012/3 Lads.

Could anyone who has a problem with this thread please go back to the OP and start again with the whole lot.

This time pretend you're at an amateur dramatics or school play.

"Hilarious and hammed up to the max." ***** (5/5) - QPR Matt (Not 606)

Pre-cisely!

For those who are in any doubt, Swords IS an entertaining and very deliberate wum.

He posts on here and elsewhere largely for dramatic effect. It's his contribution to the scheme of things which many (including Norwich fans) kind of enjoy - in a chance to put the boot in kind of a way.

When Rebel spoofs, people get it. When Swords does more or less the same thing, some people think he's being straight and get upset. The only difference is in their choices of target. For Rebel it's the absurdities of football; for Swords, the target looks like us in real time - but actually it's himself! For reasons best known to our Swordsy, he just loves being shot at! Most of his posts are designed for our kickback.

Have another look at his OP. An absolute dramatically ironic masterpiece, as Matty alludes to above. Reminds me of the kind of speeches delivered by Arthur Scargill played by Al Pacino played by Peter somebody in the Comic Strip's spoof of the miner's strike on C4 back in the day. Powerfully articulate and wholly misplaced with tongue firmly planted in cheek! Great piece of comic literature imo - and not a word to be taken seriously.

And as Cruyff points out, it's the dry season and Swords is keeping things live. Take my advice peeps, understand and enjoy or simply ignore.

Good work Swords - but still wouldn't trade clemency for you on the Norwich board in return for them two Canary boys getting back on here though!
 
Pre-cisely!

For those who are in any doubt, Swords IS an entertaining and very deliberate wum.

He posts on here and elsewhere largely for dramatic effect. It's his contribution to the scheme of things which many (including Norwich fans) kind of enjoy - in a chance to put the boot in kind of a way.

When Rebel spoofs, people get it. When Swords does more or less the same thing, some people think he's being straight and get upset. The only difference is in their choices of target. For Rebel it's the absurdities of football; for Swords, the target looks like us in real time - but actually it's himself! For reasons best known to our Swordsy, he just loves being shot at! Most of his posts are designed for our kickback.

Have another look at his OP. An absolute dramatically ironic masterpiece, as Matty alludes to above. Reminds me of the kind of speeches delivered by Arthur Scargill played by Al Pacino played by Peter somebody in the Comic Strip's spoof of the miner's strike on C4 back in the day. Powerfully articulate and wholly misplaced with tongue firmly planted in cheek! Great piece of comic literature imo - and not a word to be taken seriously.

And as Cruyff points out, it's the dry season and Swords is keeping things live. Take my advice peeps, understand and enjoy or simply ignore.

Good work Swords - but still wouldn't trade clemency for you on the Norwich board in return for them two Canary boys getting back on here though!

This, this and this again

<applause>
 
Swordsie - now you have time on your hands, you can finish your ode to Liverpool FC, and their sad decline from most favoured club of the 80s (by the FA, refs, media) to just another premier league club.
 
Swords, lets move on. Its done.

Swords you have been banned - Take it. Now lets get back to having a laugh FFS!

And just leave it like that? Haven't you got the courage to stand up for your principles?

Did Caesar say "that's it we've done enough" when the walls of Alesia were about to come down?

Did Washington say "alright, we've made our point" when Yorktown was on the brink of falling?

Did Gandhi say "its okay, we've done our bit" when a free India was moments away from birth?

No, dearest brothers. We are on the cusp of something great and it would be an horrific betrayal of all that we hold dear if we were to give up now. Not606 is undergoing radical change and we, my friends, are at the very head of it.

I've no doubt that the SM, Syd has been keeping a close eye on these developments and its only a matter of time before the walls of Jericho crumble and a new dawn is ushered in. This is going to be the best season yet and we'll be free to debate and mingle to our hearts content under the new order.

And I for one can't wait.
 
It is a ****ing disgrace that youve been banned in all fairness swords! Power has gone to certain peoples heads, if it was down to people like Thai Canary, we would all just agree with what he says and suck up to each other. So self righteous! What happened to freedom of speech and debate. Any little thing offends some of the people on our board and its getting annoying!!!! Have to tiptoe around on my board for fear of getting banned. Its a joke, poor little delicate mods and a few minions *cough* thai *cough*.

Lets all get real and allow anyone to say anything as longs as its not racist, homophobic or clearly going to distress someone (laughing at people dieing etc). NO MORE BANNING!

Starting with beefy being unbanned here and swords unbanned with us.

****ing ridiculous, its a football forum not life and death and something really important as some people make it out to be...

(p.s. theres a reason why wumming posts get more replys as they are more entertaining! wumming is funny, get over it you delicate flowers)
 
And just leave it like that? Haven't you got the courage to stand up for your principles?

Did Caesar say "that's it we've done enough" when the walls of Alesia were about to come down?

Did Washington say "alright, we've made our point" when Yorktown was on the brink of falling?

Did Gandhi say "its okay, we've done our bit" when a free India was moments away from birth?

No, dearest brothers. We are on the cusp of something great and it would be an horrific betrayal of all that we hold dear if we were to give up now. Not606 is undergoing radical change and we, my friends, are at the very head of it.

I've no doubt that the SM, Syd has been keeping a close eye on these developments and its only a matter of time before the walls of Jericho crumble and a new dawn is ushered in. This is going to be the best season yet and we'll be free to debate and mingle to our hearts content under the new order.

And I for one can't wait.

Are you sure you're not Oscar Wilde reincarnate?...<laugh>
 
It is a ****ing disgrace that youve been banned in all fairness swords! Power has gone to certain peoples heads, if it was down to people like Thai Canary, we would all just agree with what he says and suck up to each other. So self righteous! What happened to freedom of speech and debate. Any little thing offends some of the people on our board and its getting annoying!!!! Have to tiptoe around on my board for fear of getting banned. Its a joke, poor little delicate mods and a few minions *cough* thai *cough*.

Lets all get real and allow anyone to say anything as longs as its not racist, homophobic or clearly going to distress someone (laughing at people dieing etc). NO MORE BANNING!

Starting with beefy being unbanned here and swords unbanned with us.

****ing ridiculous, its a football forum not life and death and something really important as some people make it out to be...

What a great post! <applause>

Never underestimate the power of the people. If we keep this movement going they're going to HAVE TO sit up and take notice.

Great to have you with us Holty.