Its kinda like a 2 for 1 for me. A lap dance and a haircut for £9.50, feckin bargain! The wan I go to she really likes to get a good rub up against ye and she is quite fit body wise face is a bit like that Swagger Jagger lassie. My point is I cannae afford haircuts and Lap Dancing clubs these days. Unobvious 2 for 1's. Any you guys have any perks to everyday things?
Try Sharon's on Duke Street. First time I went in she was talking about the cock on this boy she met at the dancin' a week before. She stopped half way through the haircut to show me the size of it compared to the comb. She's also incredibly fit
You can't beat the boob nudge on your cheek from the lady barber, that's why they make those nylon capes so big, to hide the stonker.
Toni&Guy is always good for the boob rub, those tight t shirts ensure after moving about a bit their nipples are hard enough to hang your coat on.
My barber is ****in turkish and he tries to set my ears on fire after he's cut my hair. FACT £8 though
Never let a woman cut your hair, it's a job for old Greek and Turkish geezers, every time. You lot probably all walk out looking like saps. Now a tit in the face from a dental nurse, however, is a whole other thing. Are all dental nurses drop dead gorgeous, or does it just seem like that because they distract you from terror?
I just get my brother to shave my head when I start looking like Sgt Bilko. The dental hygienist is quite good for cushioning your ears with her generous bosom as she scrapes the crud off your teeth.
I get a wee boob brushed against me when am getting my hair cut as well, only trouble is that it's a guy who cuts my hair I need to look into swapping for one of these ones with tidy wee burds doing the cutting
It could be that you're hoping that it was her in the chair with her mouth very wide open and you making her gag.
I go to a hairdressers to get my haircut and I always get the wee trainee to wash my hair before it gets cut ... she's leaning over and I usuallay get a good perv at her tits or when she towel drying my hair she sometimes rests them against the back of my head! The opticians is a good place for a perv - only if the optomotrist burd is good looking - they sit about 1ft away -"look down" - no bother <tits> Also, I'm a manager in my work and a lot of the burds in here ask me for my help - I insist coming over to their desk to have a look at the issue - whilst getting a full view of their tits.
Been shaving my head for nearly 10 years now so I don't know too much about barbers To enjoy some of the delights mentioned above I'm considering having a full body wax at a nearby salon the birds working there are very tasty.
