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OT Cystoscopy

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by SussexBlueBird, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. SussexBlueBird

    SussexBlueBird Active Member

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    Some of you know I'm disabled and over the last 3-4 years have had numerous trips to the theatre lol, I thought that maybe this year would be operation free, but no, I get an appointment for another on the 31st of this month, not to concerned as it's a routine job lol, but after recently having a scan I'm having to go and have a Cystoscopy which has been arranged at the double like tomorrow, after all the ops i've had you'd think I wouldn't be to worried but the thought of having a camera inserted through my middle eye has got me a tad nervous lol, bit of a long shot but has anyone here had one done and could settle my nerves.
     
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  2. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    You shouldn't feel any serious pain as a flexible cystoscopy is usually carried out using a local anaesthetic gel or spray to numb the urethra. A rigid cystoscopy is usually done under general anaesthetic (where you are asleep), or a spinal anaesthetic (epidural) that numbs all feeling below your spine.

    However, for some people the procedure may feel uncomfortable and you may have mild side effects afterwards, such as muscle pain, nausea and blood in your urine.

    You may also feel a burning sensation when passing urine for a few days after the procedure.
     
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  3. taffthefish

    taffthefish Well-Known Member

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    Sussex, had this a few years ago and it was not as bad as some folk make out. Having said that wouldn't want it done on too regular a basis :)
     
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  4. SussexBlueBird

    SussexBlueBird Active Member

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    Erm thanks DJR, those after effects are the same as my symptoms lol, are you speaking from experience of having it done ?
     
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  5. SussexBlueBird

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    Cheers Taff
     
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  6. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    Sussex, No I've not had this done but I had a similar procedure done with a Stent when I had Kidney Stones.

    Side effects were the same, I was quite quick to get back to normal
     
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  7. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Had something similar a few years ago SB. Not very painful although having a pretty, young nurse insert the instrument can cause problems. :redface::emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  8. taffthefish

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    Lucky you Blue, I had a male doc who looked like odd job from the Bond movies! Luckily I had none of the side effects mentioned.
     
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  9. H bomb

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    All the best SB <ok>
    It probably sounds a lot worse than it is
     
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  10. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Taff

    Did you mean Odd Job or Blo.........?
     
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  11. SussexBlueBird

    SussexBlueBird Active Member

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    FFS will you two cut it out, I'm crapping myself here :cheesy: the thought of an odd blow job is not sitting right :shocked:
    Edit : someone just told me they top up the bladder in reverse, guaranteed to piss over someone when they take it out <rofl>
     
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  12. H bomb

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    thats got to be something to look forward to :D
     
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  13. taffthefish

    taffthefish Well-Known Member

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    eeoouuu, blo job from odd job! not good, now if it was the young philly who was tending to you....

    Think someone is winding you up Sussex, took 20 minutes start to finish and I watched everything, the screen took my mind off Odd Job playing with my knob. Sorry couldn't resist that one.
     
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  14. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    You'll be fine mate. Don't forget to give us a blow by bl.... sorry poor choice of words....full description when done.
     
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  15. Stid

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    Just dont go asking for a copy of the video afterwards
     
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  16. aberdude

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    good luck sussex dude,,,if you wanna pull out(excuse the pun)...i`ll take your place,im a bugger for having **** done 2 me knob <laugh>
     
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  17. aberdude

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    right en sussex i just had a thought what stid and others are saying could well be true>>>you`ll have a nice thai nurse tugging at your bladder and you even have water sports with her <ale>>>>>>can i film it please <wink>
     
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  18. aberdude

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    i want one of these done now.....nhs should make it ****ing compulsary i say.

    only pulling your plonka sussex <laugh>
     
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  19. DaiJones

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    This reminds me of when I had the snip in the Heath Hospital, there were 6 of us there that day, we were told to strip off, put on a paper robe and wait in the ante room.

    I came out of the dressing room walked down the corridor to the ante room where someone had scrawled on the door The Nutcracker Suite
     
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  20. MabonJack

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    Sussex hope it all goes well for you, good luck<ok>
     
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