Some advice for Rio

Do yourself and the world a favour Rio, stop Tweeting.
Whilst your at it, stop talking, cause every time you open your mouth or your iPad, you put your foot in it.
Better to stay home, enjoy a choc ice, get a DVD of Liar Liar, and chill out.
Oh, don't forget your Drug test, 10am Tuesday at training.

 

This.

 

My advice would be a lot shorter than yours CP. It would end in off.

 

We are doing a sweepstake on the UTD board on how many games JT will be banned for, do pop over and place your bets

 

May have to copy you and do the same for Ja Ja binx, cheers ****head

 

Sounds like a right barrel of laughs.

How many of you said 8?

 

I said 2 game ban and 2 days community service at a choc ice factory

 

Or we could send Rio to a camel lip convention.

 

Or to China with all the other past it **** footballers

 

I dont tweet, because I dont know how to(I'm too old), but if I did tell Ferdie he's invited to my grandsons 3rd birthday party, where he can listen to my little'un shout Chelea. Chelsea! and end up blowing a raspberry ! He's good at that!

 

I've heard you were too old for most things

 

Naughty! Naughty!

I see the FA are about to sort Rio out over this one! Looks like more than a few will be serving suspensions!

 

He's always been a prat, he was clearly using a racist insulting remark against Ash with the 'Choc Ice'. Rio the knob sounds like he was offended that Ash didn't stick with the 'brothers' irrespective of the truth.

 

What an absolute moron Rio is. How ironic it would be if he now got in trouble for using a racial term (or at least agreeing with one).

Love the way he tried to say afterwards that it actually refers to someone being 'fake'. We're not all as dumb as you jackass!!

So Cole was meant to give evidence against Terry just because of his skin colour? Whose the racist now?

 

And why exactly does it mean 'fake', eh Rio?
He knew exactly what it meant and why it meant that.

 

And that would be the sweetest irony of all. Rio the reverse racist , passing racist comments about Ashley Cole because he didn't lie for the " cause". Then lying that it was "not how it seemed and that Ashley is a " mate".
I hope so ,Rio because he must be the only one you have. strange way to treat your mates.
Rio really is the slops at the botttom of the barrell, and a complete disgrace to his "race" , whatever that means in his warped and fetid mind.

 

He did indeed

From the urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choc+ice

A black person who acts like a white person!
'yo, check that nigga right there, mutha ****as a choc ice'!

 

Really despise Rio

 

Cabby 1: Ello Jon how are you.

Cabby 2: Yeah I'm good fella

Cabby 1: Just going to play a bit a golf later.

Cabby 2: Oh yeah! Ain't got time for that mate got a fare going ta Gatwick, I'm well chuffed.

Cabby 1: I got one the other day after waiting on the rank for an hour.

Cabby 2: Yeah it's a ****ing joke these days.

Cabby 1: You keeping that copy of the sun?

Cabby 2: Naa you can ave it for 10p cos it's used an all

Cabby 1:Aww cheers mate your a gent!

Cabby 2: Any news on Tels case?

Cabby 1: Yeah he's been found not guilty.

Cabby 2: ****ing quality I never liked that black **** Anton anyway.

Cabby 1: Yeah what a ****. Edhunters would have ****ing sorted him out back in the day.

Cabby 2: Ah the good ole days eh!

Cabby 1: Yeah the ****ing games gone all P.C now.

Cabby 2: **** em John. **** em.

Sound familiar lads lol

 

If you can't contribute constructively or sensibly then you can **** right off. One more chance.