I have ten times as many posts as you, and yet we both 'have much to be proud of' by way of rep. .... You're clearly the bottom girl in the rep brothel. Good whoring.
Oh come on, you're the pimp of this joint. Agent Bruce is like the Godfather at the top of the operation, but that's to be expected with the amount of time and effort he's put in. You're the man on the street doing the real operational stuff to keep the brothel going. Plus you're from one of the trio of places buses from Toon seem to terminate - it's always either the bizarrely-named Two Ball Lonnen, Consett or Wallsend. That must be pretty awesome. Be happy.