Take Portsmouth. No need to give us anything in return, just stick it on one of those bleak islands you've got loads of. The locals won't even notice, so long as they have unlimited access to fish, with which to perform sex acts.
Edinburgh for Liverpool. I like Edinburgh Castle, and I wouldn't have to put up with the scousers' orange tans and squeaky accents in the Trafford Centre.
When you get independence, you can have everything from Birmingham upwards, for free too, and no returns
Just give the central belt to england, so us real scotsmen can live in peace without having to listen to some weigie junkies, or some pish about rangers and celtic.
Phew that is close, I'm only 16 miles south of Brum, and the thought of becoming Scottish nearly made me rupture my incontinence pants.
Would any of our jock brethren, be willing to take Plymouth?, you can have it, we don't want anything in return.
