If you could swap one Scottish City for any English City!

[Archers Road]

Take Portsmouth. No need to give us anything in return, just stick it on one of those bleak islands you've got loads of. The locals won't even notice, so long as they have unlimited access to fish, with which to perform sex acts.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Edinburgh for Liverpool. I like Edinburgh Castle, and I wouldn't have to put up with the scousers' orange tans and squeaky accents in the Trafford Centre.

 

[Toby]

When you get independence, you can have everything from Birmingham upwards, for free too, and no returns

 

[ThatsNoExcuse]

Dundee for ****ing Anywhere.

 

[enigma]

Just give the central belt to england, so us real scotsmen can live in peace without having to listen to some weigie junkies, or some pish about rangers and celtic.

 

[Bullet tooth Tony]

When you get independence, you can have everything from Birmingham upwards, for free too, and no returns

Phew that is close, I'm only 16 miles south of Brum, and the thought of becoming Scottish nearly made me rupture my incontinence pants.

 

[YeOldeYozzwolde]

Would any of our jock brethren, be willing to take Plymouth?, you can have it, we don't want anything in return.

 

[Jamrag]

I would definetley get rid of Edinburgh and let them be English as they want to be and they put salt and sauce before saly and vinegar and bring Newcsatle up to replace them cos I feel we have more in common with Geordies than Edi folk!

And plus the English cant understand them either!

I'd swap Derry for Manchester. The Derry jocks have a nicer accent than the Mancs