Im playing for my mates five a side team, but he hes some sort of imagination barrer. its currently called stuart fc. (nothing wrong with stuarts) I know some of the sick **** your going too come up with so do your worst! Cheers! DR.
Tottenham Hotspurs seems like a good name for a 5 aside team. Or.... You really want a psychological edge over your opponents, so a name like: Psychopathic murders fc, We will butcher your family if you win fc. Skullfuckers fc. All of those will strike fear into your opponents.
Where are you based? What colour strip do you wear? What teams do the players support? are you good or ****?
Ze lets do this! And for those asking we wear red, were good we have a pro playing. and some support bradford, liverpool and scum. mixed bag!
**** me! Small world indeed I was born in Sowerby Bridge and lived there until I was 25, family still all live there!
Some team.... Who you playing against this week? Some team. Ya but who? Mysterious yet imaginative with a bit of foam to top it all off.
ok so its obvious if its stuart's fc. then just change it to stuart's little... you can tell him its cos he's got a small appendage if you want