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Stanley Gone!

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by Chris-Gashead, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    Who the ****s stanley
     
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  4. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Good. Never rated him - generally ineffective and didn't have an attacking bone in his body.

    All we want now is some ruddy signings!
     
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  5. Chris-Gashead

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    That's what is worrying me. Getting rid of players, but no news about new players as of yet.... :(
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    Rats leaving a sinking ship <whistle><party>
     
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  7. Jenny!

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    You're definitely going down this season. :D
     
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  8. Chris-Gashead

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    No, they being made to walk the plank....you plank <doh>
     
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    You are used to going down on things Jen...Bristol Rovers are far too MASSIVE to get relegated from this turd league. Promotion next seasons, as champions by early April :)
     
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    Think Jenny fancies you Chris, you might be able to lose your virginity soon mate ;)
     
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    Shame the same can't be said for your knickers :(
     
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    :D

    I feel bad that you wont get that opportunity just yet :(
     
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    One day my opportunity will come ;)
     
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    Yeah but having sex when your 80 causes complications :D

    At least that's what Wiz said <whistle>
     
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  15. Jenny!

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    Chris, is it true that scientists discovered the Higgs Boson when you were seen wearing your Speedo's?
     
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    <laugh> sure enough Jenny, sure enough
     
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    higgs boson signs for the gas. he is known as the little atom.

    science is again coming to the aid of the gas at the memorial ground. in addition to your acetylene floodlight system and unique sprinkler system, a further revolutionary trial experiment is coming to the gas

    following the statement from syph bladder, the irene goal line electronic eye is to be trialled at the mem. this brand new infra draw, er sorry red lazer beam will be powered by 2 kodak brownie cameras inside each goal mouth and a beep will sound if the ball goes over the line.

    this brand new technology is the brainchild of professor j arthur bloom of kentucky us of a. it is believed honesty in football will be evidenced at the memorial ground.

    the next technology being worked on is how the pies are kept hot but sadly we are some decades from a solution there.

    finally the main objections to a new sainsburys is believed to have been caused by the gas sprinkler system which is deemed unsanitary.
     
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    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    is the above piece to techy for the gas, i thought you would be thrilled
     
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  19. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Not too techy, AJ. It's a bit too deranged and rambling.

    I hope that you enjoy the salopard's forthcoming relegation season AJ. You never know, you might even see the Greenhous half-full for a change - and they may even let you out of the home for a day trip if you're a good boy!
     
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  20. atcham jack

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    eh up blue baldie, life is a bit dull up here as i watch the rains come down. do hope the frome has not reached the dizzy heights of the mem.

    on a serious note london welsh have won a court case to be promoted to the premier rugby league, i assume this ruling would let bristolrfc up if they were to win whilst sharing trashton.

    i am missing the cut and thrust of chris gasheads pre season insults. i am sure he can find me if he scrolls up and up and up etc. no matter what you are all doing down there to pass away a sodding sodden summer i personally wish the gas a great and successful promo season. but do get mm to sigh some players soon good luck to you all oh and chris
     
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