Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

Hahaha I need to know what he was talking about there. He's a cool guy, and definitely worth a follow on Twitter if you're into physics and astronomy and ****.

(Is this a more appropriate conversation for this thread?)

 

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So was the trippier one a real one or one you made up. How is anyone supposed to know?

 

And the Carlos fierro one. The majority of people won't know who that is so how do we know if its unrealistic...

 

If it's posted on footballrumours, it's false

 

I have good reason to believe that Saints have made an offer for Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

Buttner still; http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18738816

 

Er, um, does that apply for other things in life too?

 

"Buttner would be Southampton's second signing of summer following Jay Rodriguez's move from Burnley."

Good work BBC.

 

The Trippier one is real, or at least it is according to my source (who i'm sure you'll understand I cannot compromise).

 

the article was put up before we signed davis

 

Should have ****ing guessed then. Useless pricks.

 

Ummmm well I've still got mine....so guess it does yeh...

 

Not to be picky, but it seems you've made the mistake of assuming correlation implies causation.

I was going to illustrate my point with a hilarious clip from The Simpsons, but I can't find it, so here's the script:

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The bear patrol is working like a charm!
Lisa: That's specious reasoning Dad.
Homer: Thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm...how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work, it's just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh-huh
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: ...Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

Hmmm I guess what ever turns you on Joe.....what ever turns you on.....

 

I'm not really sure what to say to that.

Have we signed Fierro yet?

 

Well I did read that he was signing for us on this thread, so it must be happening as every rumour on here is stone cold fact.

 

I heard it from myself, and I have been known to be a very reliable source.

 

07 Jul 2012 23:57:59
Southampton are now leading the race to sign Burnley right-back Kieran Trippier from Burnley, after being the first to submit a formal bid - a bid which stands at £4,500,000, plus future payments depending on international appearances.



If any of you are still on there, bang on about Dan Harding going back to Leeds.

 

Do you think we could make some stuff up about QPR and get their board all excited? It'd probably be quite easy because they're the kind of team who could realistically be linked to just about anyone.