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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 12, 2011.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's simple. The OP is a ****wit. And a virgin.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 12, 2011
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    this <ok>
     
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    Hash., Apr 12, 2011
  3. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

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    You young man, are a worrying prospect for adulthood.
     
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    John Smith, Apr 12, 2011
  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    hahaha ****ing brilliant. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Apr 12, 2011
  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    because you would.

    I've had sex with girls under 16... I was under 16 too, swear.

    My missus was 16 when she got pregnant with my oldest <whistle>
     
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    Mick, Apr 12, 2011
  6. John Smith

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    It doesn't help that she's only 18 now eh?
     
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    John Smith, Apr 12, 2011

  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I wish.
     
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    Mick, Apr 12, 2011
  8. John Smith

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    Ah. More like a size 18?
     
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    John Smith, Apr 12, 2011
  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Still a size 8, but she is only about 4 foot <laugh>
     
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    Mick, Apr 12, 2011
  10. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

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    ****'s sake! She a proper leprechaun's wife then?

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    Fiddly-dee!
     
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    John Smith, Apr 12, 2011
  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Reminds me of a story.

    I was drunk one night just after I done my GCSEs so I must have been about 16. Met up with my mates in some abandoned house and found some wee blonde chick staggering about the place, immediately took advantage of the situation and got her in some room where we did the business. I remember thinking that she is good looking but a bit flat chested - oh well.

    About 4 years later I'm walking down to work one morning past this new wee council estate they just built next to ours... and there was the girl I had shagged about 4 years earlier in her school uniform at the bus stop waiting to go to school. I think she was wearing a 6th form unifrom, but still... <eek>
     
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    Mick, Apr 12, 2011
  12. John Smith

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    <yikes>

    Only bird I shagged who was nigh on 16 when I was 17 gave me an STD FFS!

    Really wasn't worth the willy dribble and the agonising cock hook....

    *Younger bird when I was a teenager I mean.
     
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    John Smith, Apr 12, 2011
  13. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Welcome to the North, Apr 12, 2011
  14. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Well...

    Judge for yourselves...
     
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    Lucaaas, Apr 12, 2011
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I was just going to add "Mick raped a 12 year old" as a tag but I see that someones already done that.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 13, 2011
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    no mammaries , good memory.
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 13, 2011
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    mick gangraped a child
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 13, 2011
  18. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    nah she could have been like 14 and I was 16, you can be in Upper-Sixth form at 18 right? <whistle>
     
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    Mick, Apr 13, 2011
  19. EDGE

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    Straight into the **** bank.

    Cheers Mick <ok>
     
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    EDGE, Apr 13, 2011
  20. Sanchin0

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    Haha. Tash getting ****ed over, simply comical! <laugh>
     
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    Sanchin0, Apr 13, 2011
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