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Swords Hoopster

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How'd you boys feel about signing up that overweight, hungry, glutton Holt for another couple of Seasons?

I hope you canceled his Domino's account before he put pen to paper? I heard Hughton has had a pad-lock fitted on the canteen fridge before the pre-season starts!

Is it true his agent asked for unlimited free Dunkin' Doughnut access to be written into his contract? I wondered why negotiations had stalled that time <laugh>

Not to worry though lads. If hes a flop on the pitch this season, at least he'll be a shoe in for the 2012 Norwich pie-eating contest!<party>
 
Are we still talking about that guy who scored 15 premiership goals last season? The guy who scored only 13 more than jay boothroyd, scored more than luis suarez, edin dzeko and mario balotelli.... sorry your point is?
 
When you thought of this in your head, did you think it was funny? When you actually typed it out on your computer screen, did you still think it was funny?

If the answer is yes to one or both, you might need some help.<ok>
 
Swords Hoopster said:
How'd you boys feel about signing up that overweight, hungry, glutton Holt for another couple of Seasons?

I hope you canceled his Domino's account before he put pen to paper? I heard Hughton has had a pad-lock fitted on the canteen fridge before the pre-season starts!

Is it true his agent asked for unlimited free Dunkin' Doughnut access to be written into his contract? I wondered why negotiations had stalled that time <laugh>

Not to worry though lads. If hes a flop on the pitch this season, at least he'll be a shoe in for the 2012 Norwich pie-eating contest!<party>
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Hahaha hohoho oh please stop you're killing me with your clever sophisticated high brow creative wit

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Very clever, very original. Isn't is past your bed time little boy?

Btw, how do you feel that pretty much every player you have signed this season is over 30? Now jog on.
 
Where the feck did this f@#k wit appear from?! Another alias of Columike?! Or just another ****** hoop fan, trying to detract from their "trying to buy safety" ploy?

Anyway, jog on, your latest addition of pensioners need collecting from bingo.
 
Swords Hoopster said:
I'm sorry but I can't take anyone with a picture of some nufter bloke as their avatar, very seriously.

You and Stephen Fry still in "close" contact these days??? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
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Still banging that drum are we, that picture will always be of Norwich city midfielder Simon lappin.

And you'll always just be another mockney ****, and an easy 6 points.
 
Why do people feel the need to respond to this sort of cretinous post. Just ignore it.
 
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