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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Swords Hoopster, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    How'd you boys feel about signing up that overweight, hungry, glutton Holt for another couple of Seasons?

    I hope you canceled his Domino's account before he put pen to paper? I heard Hughton has had a pad-lock fitted on the canteen fridge before the pre-season starts!

    Is it true his agent asked for unlimited free Dunkin' Doughnut access to be written into his contract? I wondered why negotiations had stalled that time <laugh>

    Not to worry though lads. If hes a flop on the pitch this season, at least he'll be a shoe in for the 2012 Norwich pie-eating contest!<party>
     
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  2. BillyNCFC

    BillyNCFC Well-Known Member

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    Are we still talking about that guy who scored 15 premiership goals last season? The guy who scored only 13 more than jay boothroyd, scored more than luis suarez, edin dzeko and mario balotelli.... sorry your point is?
     
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  3. Giggsy_legend

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    Haha I should imagine this is nothing but jealousy, seeing as Holt is better than any striker QPR currently have
     
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  4. Carra_Rud

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    When you thought of this in your head, did you think it was funny? When you actually typed it out on your computer screen, did you still think it was funny?

    If the answer is yes to one or both, you might need some help.<ok>
     
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  5. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha hohoho oh please stop you're killing me with your clever sophisticated high brow creative wit

    Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
     
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    Are you signing another reject thats past it from ManU in the next few days?
     
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  7. NORWICHFANNOTON606

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    Very clever, very original. Isn't is past your bed time little boy?

    Btw, how do you feel that pretty much every player you have signed this season is over 30? Now jog on.
     
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  8. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    I'm sorry but I can't take anyone with a picture of some nufter bloke as their avatar, very seriously.

    You and Stephen Fry still in "close" contact these days??? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    too many jokes in one post rudekid, if you'd kept it to a couple I could have laughed with you!
     
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  10. blackratgreen

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    Where the feck did this f@#k wit appear from?! Another alias of Columike?! Or just another ****** hoop fan, trying to detract from their "trying to buy safety" ploy?

    Anyway, jog on, your latest addition of pensioners need collecting from bingo.
     
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  11. Paint Me Yellow

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    All I can imagine when I read this is Swords Hoops laughing ******edly after each line.
     
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  12. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Experience son. Experience. Add in a few young 'uns and we'll be all set.

    As a side note, you'd best hope Trappatoni don't get sacked from Ireland as Hughton said today he'd leave at the drop of a hat if that job came up!
     
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  13. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    holty can smell fear from up to 150 miles away and his nose is twitching in qpr's direction.

    fear smells like a 'bargain bucket' by the way ;)
     
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  14. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    I thought you'd come out with summat like that!

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    Still banging that drum are we, that picture will always be of Norwich city midfielder Simon lappin.

    And you'll always just be another mockney ****, and an easy 6 points.
     
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  16. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    <laugh> what, in the same way as we all know you're obsessed with our captain?
     
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  17. Swords Hoopster

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    So its your players you fancy and not Fry? Fair enough mate, each to their own. I just didn't expect homosexuals to be interested in football. Respect for being so honest.

    Takes all kinds I suppose!
     
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  18. ChrisAcle08

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    You really are an ignoramus of the highest order! <doh>
     
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  19. #BigHairyWinger

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    i feel a signature coming on
     
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  20. JKCanary

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    Why do people feel the need to respond to this sort of cretinous post. Just ignore it.
     
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