On the couch with Peter Crouch

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Sooperhoop

Sooperhoop

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Crouchie is getting his own TV show called imaginatively 'On the couch with Peter Crouch'. As a little sideline imagine any QPR player being given his own show, what similar style of title would we give it?

My starter for ten would be 'On the pisse with Djibril Cisse'...

Over to you lot...
 
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Sorry.
 
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