Andy Murray.

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Cricket is a big bag of shizz, googlies and all that and it lasts for 3 days cos there is a wee bit of rain just incase it gets the scones soggy.

20/20 is watchable with all those bright colours.
 
HandsomeDaniel said:
Cricket is a big bag of shizz, googlies and all that and it lasts for 3 days cos there is a wee bit of rain just incase it gets the scones soggy.

20/20 is watchable with all those bright colours.
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20/20 is an attempt to re-write a pastime to make it popular again.

England (50million) beating Australia (20million) at 20/20 was the lead item on the news one night - in a "sport" that about seven ex-colonies play (The West Indies, the West Indies ffs, why don't you play Rhodesia and French Indo-Burma China<laugh>).

In context, that's like shinty becoming so unpopular that we need to re-write the rules to keep anyone interested - then the lead item on the news is Scotland beating Andorra at 5-a-side shinty.

Cricket <laugh><bumbum>
 
When we were kids, one of our favourite games was to jump the fence into the neighbour's garden and sniff her knickers on the washing line <Junior perv in the making> :cheesy:
 
The Pendragon Legend said:
I have a mighty pre-prepared diatribe about why cricket isn't a sport.

Can't be arsed wheeling it out but it's an imperialist pastime at best.

Break for lunch
Break for tea
Break for the afternoon circlewank
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Any game that has points that go into the hundreds is for big headed ****s that think they are better than everyone else.

AKA English.
 
Cricket is terrible, The Ashes what the **** is that all about.

It is that feckin boring no wonder all the best players are pissed or high on coke
 
Andy Murray has admitted to being quarter English. He has relatives who originated from Newcastle.

A mopey three/quarter Scottish quarter Geordie **** then.
 
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