
Imagine a Scot being the best tennis player in the UK
Whitever next?
We'll be dominating you at cricket next or bumming or one of your other gay "sports"

Cricket, quite possibly the gayest sport ever invented.
Who cares anyway we ****ing smoke england in bowls![]()

Cricket, quite possibly the gayest sport ever invented.
Who cares anyway we ****ing smoke england in bowls![]()
Have we had a wid ye for Andy Murray's mum yet?
Have we had a wid ye for Andy Murray's mum yet?

I have a mighty pre-prepared diatribe about why cricket isn't a sport.
Can't be arsed wheeling it out but it's an imperialist pastime at best.
Break for lunch
Break for tea
Break for the afternoon circlewank

