AVB's first official signing.

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22? Our staff will be younger off the pitch than on it, at this rate!
 
When I clicked I thought the article was written by Michael Dawson.

Seems we're going for the scientific approach, maybe we'll clone our own medically perfected footballers. Ledley King with two kneecaps, Gomes with the holes in his hands sewn up, Kranjcar with a rocket up his arse and Modric with a chain tying him to the White Hart Lane pitch... and a nose job... and his teeth fixed, poor lad.
 
Yid Vicious said:
When I clicked I thought the article was written by Michael Dawson.

Seems we're going for the scientific approach, maybe we'll clone our own medically perfected footballers. Ledley King with two kneecaps, Gomes with the holes in his hands sewn up, Kranjcar with a rocket up his arse and Modric with a chain tying him to the White Hart Lane pitch... and a nose job... and his teeth fixed, poor lad.
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More to the point, I'm wondering just what approach we had before??

...and don't forget to fit a compass to Parker to help him see which way is forward.
 
notsosmartspur said:
More to the point, I'm wondering just what approach we had before??

...and don't forget to fit a compass to Parker to help him see which way is forward.
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I think we used to have the doctor in Blackadder that keeps recommending a course of Leeches for anything.
 
CPofL said:
Interesting that the article is before you announced AVB.

Anyway, you are not,I repeat NOT having Eva.....JT did mind :emoticon-0107-sweat
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Oh come on! She is the only Chelsea member of staff we want (well except maybe Hazard, Ramires, Marin, Torres). I hope your Terry comment ain't true as well. He is already the luckiest git on Earth (all those medals for so little talent) and if that comment were true I would just explode with jealousy.
 
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