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a would shag her tbh

and tn8 just because it doesnt revolve around the story of some cowboy and some other cowboy on a mountain doesnt make it a bad movie

 

best 1st post yet

 

I used to go to the cinema all the time when I was younger. Not been since Borat or Transformers 1 (whichever was most recent)

It's a ****ing rip-off and alway full of annoying teenagers who **** me off. Plus you can't smoke joints and drink tinnies during the film like you can at home.

 

Venom the grosvenor in Ashton Lane is good. The halls have maybe 30 seats and they're all big comfy leather armchairs with couches at the back. Theres a bar as well so you can take booze in with you I hate the Cineworld and UCI ones, just a bunch of wee fannies that can't shut up for more than 2 minutes

 

you kidding its minted?

i went to see that american gangster at the big one in glasgow and ma fiancee gave me a handjob but a had tae catch it all so it didnt go all over me then i put it on the wall dried into a PERFECT handprint

see you dont get fun like that in the house

 

thats so sweet

 

i bet he sniffed it first to try and work out what it was.

 

aye man and the way the big cinema works you can see loads of movies at once on the same floor

we saw american gangster then darjeeling ltd then august rush (left my mark there aswel) all for the price ofr 7 pounds! 9cheapskate i know but hey im from paisley!)

 

I remember going to the cinema to see Sweet Home Alabama because it was 'her night to choose' and we ended up leaving half way through the film to run back to the house for a shag after getting a bit frisky due to horrendous boredom.

You can get a pint of beer with your popcorn in Malta - it's ****ing genius and I'm shocked and appalled that you can't do the same thing in the UK.

 

Darjeeling Ltd

Goin to see that was probably the biggest waste of 2 hours of my life. ****in garbage. No wonder Owen Wilson tried to top himself after that.

 

a seen it for free and tbh i dont remember it we jus kissed and she fondled my balls through it anyway

 

I'll second that when my ex bird lived at the student village up near Firhill we used to go there to see films. Less bawbags, more space and you can get pished. Its how cinema should be

 

I went to see "Shakespeare in Love" with a lassie when I was about 16 for Valentines Day. We got the bus from Invergordon to Inverness then another bus out to the Cinema at the retail park. About half an hour in I told her I was going to the toilet. I ****ed off home and left her there, she was ****ing ripping with me the next day in school and barely said two words to me over the next couple of years. Daft bitch; thinking I would waste two hours of my time watching that pish for a small chance of getting my hole.

 

there is a bar in the foyer where you can pay £4 for a jack daniels and cola before the film. you cant bring it in with you though. ****s.

 

you can drink gin (£11 a bottle) and watch youporn for free

 

Mick, I just said that you can take pints in with you in Ashton Lane cinema

Me and my two brothers went to see the Dark Knight and we took 16 stubby cans of heineken with us. An usher came and was shining the torch on the people behind us for making too much noise and ended up chucking them out and leaving us Every so often you would hear a 'kssshhhhhhh'. We tried to keep it for the quiet bits to open the cans

 

its fun being a ****.

 

i've never been and have no idea why. how much is it? can you bring anything in with you?

 

I should have said, the heineken day was in East Kilbride, not the grosvenor.

I think it's a fiver for a seat, or you can book the couch for 11 or 12 quid. I've never taken my own booze in, just bought pints from the bar. Pretty reasonable prices as well, especially for Ashton Lane.

I seen Gran Torino there and had a good few Peronis through the movie

 

i've got **** all on this wkend (currently planning on going to the gym friday night ) so might try this. either that or gin and youporn