Thought I'd create this little space for visiting fans as a shoulder to cry on. Lots of dreams are being made and it will end in tears. If you would like to remain anonymous you can PM me and we can have a confidentiality agreement So fire away
Just got my first PM. "Dear TC, I am close to the edge mate - all season I thought my team would finish above our big neighbours, but it turned out that they closed the 15 point gap and overtook us. Now I can't go out in fear of bumping into their fans that live in and around Croydon - plus the fact the boil on my nose hasn't popped yet. What can I do to ease this long suffering? Please help me TC BW TC says - Get some clearasil Wrighty
Had another one. Dear TC, My Irish cousin seems to have lost his faith. He has been lied to time and time again by the owner of his team, and it looks like he is being lied to again - the silly Tinker has fallen for it again, but when he finds out I think he will go off the rails. What can I do to console him? Alf. TC says - Take him down the Den ALF - Once he samples a proper atmosphere he won't give a monkeys about any other tiny club
No3 Dear TC, I badly need your help. Its bad enough supporting a team outside of my area, but since last season things have changed. I had the delightful experience of sitting in the home end with some rival fans and I now find myself thinking about them constantly. I even drive my truck and shout things like "Out the ****ing way you Northern ponce" even though I am a Northener myself. I even sing "No one likes us" when making my deliveries. What can i do as the Cheshire locals are starting to get restless. Cheers Anon. TC says - Mate - You are going through a transition - Just get on with it - You have seen the light
Or give her Roses. Talkin double that mean trouble, I need to know right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dycgnh-JgJo
Dear TC. Just after some advice about 3 Wally's I know. Case 1.Mighty-Has been seen partying with Italian fans,learning how to act Italian. View attachment 15475 have also heard he has started an English language school,[like he can speak English]to teach Italians how to infiltrate England.Alf garnet speaking infiltrators have already started to appear. Case 2.Millwall Steve-Suffering serious depression.After going into a real estate agents,telling them he's a big football fan and he wanted to live by the[pride of south London].Opened the curtains first morning to this. View attachment 15477 . Case 3.The most worrying case of all.I wont use his name as some may know him.so will just call him TEA SEA. This guy is well known for disappearing to Germany,every time Millwall lose to Leeds.The problem is Millwall have taken so many hidings off Leeds recently,that he virtually lives there. This has led to him picking up some bad habits,that can be seen on this recent school reunion video.[video=youtube;ClR4Df8ZIbI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClR4Df8ZIbI[/video] Yes he did go to school with Des.old fooker.
