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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to Heaton Park while my kids go away for a week with their grandparents.

    Leaving at the crack of dawn tomorrow and I've broken my big toe so hunners of beenie hatted ****wits will probably stand on it.

    I'm considering using the toe as an excuse to stay in the hoose, smoke my lungs oot and play x-box instead of standing aboot listening to middle aged guys **** up quality tunes.

    <grumpy>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    How did ye manage that?
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    Even Trev's shoulder wants to get away from him <ok>

    Who'd be Trev eh?
     
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  4. If in doubt

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    Tonight will be hitting the big smoke (ER's flat) and tomorrow i have a function at Cults Hotel for my mums retirement. <trytopumphermates> <ok>
     
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  5. User Deleted

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    off to crete trev. and naw shes coming with me :(
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    staying at the burds tonight, wont get my hole.

    taking the burd to get a new phone saturday.

    burds staying at mine saturday, wont get ma hole.

    ditching the burd and doing something i actually enjoy on sunday.
     
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  7. User Deleted

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    she on the blob or somethin kim?
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ecto'd in Ibiza. Fell off the bed <laugh>

    1st day....again <wah>
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    naw shes just ****e
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only Brown will **** them up as he is ****e live
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake. get her telt
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    At least you wouldn't have felt it.

    I've got some **** to finish at work then I'm off in a couple of hours to the hospital to get my toe splinted before I spend half of tomorrow in a motor.

    It was my own fault - half-hearted tackle last night.

    I shoulda just halfed the **** <ok>
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

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    last chance<ok>

    she used to be qwality. 2-3 times a night on weekends the odd night during the week but she has got lazy recently.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Get her telt.

    Get it gammied or yer gettin' punted.
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Dougie, sounds like you've been put in your place <ok> What happened to the dougie who would rape his bird without batting an eyelid?

    My bird was on nightshift last week, so this week it's been constant shagging. Last night I got in from football (where I scored direct from a corner) and was exhausted, so she insisted on going on top.

    I certainly 'got it pumped'.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    not at first. next fews days were ****ing insane. like a knife twisting in my shoulder muscle <wah>

    got strong painkillers though and the rest.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Remember the lube this time will you? It's costing me a fortune.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    I'm coordinating Bodie and Doyle on a secret mission this weekend.

    Should still manage to get through a couple of bottles of single malt though. <ok>
     
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    Making Rum fae my fermeted toe nails for next weekend!
     
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