Wolves want-away striker, Sylvan Ebanks-Blake, has come out today to express his disappointment at being the only player left in the top two tiers of English football that hasn't been linked with QPR. "I know that there is still a week to go before the transfer window opens and a couple of months after that before it closes, but I am hugely disappointed not to have received any sort of communicaton from Mark Hughes. I am have also had strong words with my agent for not telling the press that QPR are interested - even if they are not." Ebanks-Blake put down QPRs apparent lack of interest as an oversight by the West London club. "They'll come calling. I am sure they will," he said. "I know Mark Hughes quite well. I once spent a minute in a lift with him. However, I am only 26 and might have to wait for at least four years before the Rs even consider me." Nobody at QPR was available for comment. However, an insider who said his name was "CernyBerny" told us to "watch out for developments next Thursday".
When I first saw this thread I thought ' oh no.' Then I noticed the posters name. Eamon, yet again you haven't let us down.
Rep for the dedication in trawling through all the players out there and narrowing it down to two. (And for a funny post.)