You should all count yourselves lucky!!!!!
For the England games I have to make do with ESPN, which during the game has the absolutely god-awful combo of Ian Darke and Steve McMananaman, and for the post-match analysis has some clueless, fat, hyper American bloke, along with Michael Ballack (devoid of any personality, and very anti-England) and Alexei Lalas (actually he comes across as quite a nice fella, and very pro-England/Hodgson).
And for Premier League games I have to make do with Chinese commentary, which, if you're unfortunate enough to be able to understand it, basically equates to "He kicks the ball with his left foot, and now with his right foot. Now his right foot. His left foot. His left foot again. Out-of play! Throw-in!!....... He picks up the ball... etc" And then obviously Chinese analysis which is equally shocking. On top of that, this is all usually happening at around beer o'clock on a Saturday night down the local ex-pat boozer where the tunes are banging out anyway. Not good, I tell thee.