You're one of the following. Another of Col-Mikes alias', attention seeker, day release patient that's got hold of internet access, or sniffed too many pairs of grannies undies rendering you completely off your tits!!!! Hmmm, choices choices...
Not sure why so many people think I'm a wum. I am a passionate Norwich City supporter.
of course its a joke. I'm just practicing for canary call next year.

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Using 'few' in the wrong context, Supers!That's a relief! Sorry for any doubt NSATP! I was getting v worried and subsequent posts suggested it wasn't a joke.
Using 'few' in the wrong context, Supers!
Actually I don't care...

That's a relief! Sorry for any doubt NSATP! I was getting v worried and subsequent posts suggested it wasn't a joke.
Using 'few' in the wrong context, Supers!
Actually I don't care...
i did it for you to see if you picked up on it!! didn't think you'd notice so i could lambast you later! 
You can't use "less" as an exclamation! Guess he meant "phew" but was saving characters like Holty's tweets!
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In fact I may just go through every tweet Holt has written and correct him on every incorrect use of less or fewer! That sounds like something productive to do today! But on second thoughts I think it may take me about a week! 
Good point Dave!In fact I may just go through every tweet Holt has written and correct him on every incorrect use of less or fewer! That sounds like something productive to do today! But on second thoughts I think it may take me about a week!
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use 'ave fewer time on yer 'ands then use shood




Jesus Christ, what is with the reaction to post? NSAP is a regular poster, and this was probably intended with a hint of irony...
It gave us all a good laugh though, didn't it? Didn't it?
I found the replies more amusing than the original post. The thought that someone had actually thought this was serious and got genuinely worked up about it...