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Alan "Jakeball" Thompson Given The Boot

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  1. Fart Synchronism Machine

    Fart Synchronism Machine Member

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    Looks like El Jakey has been given the boot for continually turning up to training blootered <laugh>

    The actual rumour is that he has been caught dry-drilling "he of the teeth which sweat marmalade."

    What is it with the Earls and their need for bumming males?
     
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  3. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;s2GJXatOiaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2GJXatOiaI[/video]
     
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  4. Fart Synchronism Machine

    Fart Synchronism Machine Member

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    Ah, ye olde Taig attempt at the divert.

    How predictably boring.

    Still, The Alky will be getting some stauner action tonight no doubt...that's how he rolls (cock between his lips, allegedly)...
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Sacked by phone. Stay classy Celtic.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    well if anyone should know, he should right enough.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Shame to see the old Hunskelper get the boot

    As far as I'm aware it was to do with the coaching staff being too expensive

    If only we paid them via some sort of tax free scheme.....oh well
     
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  8. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe if only he was there for the club not the coin?... Let's face it he's not exactly going to be skint? Maybe lenny could have took a hit for him? I think he'd make a better manager than him too
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That's not how you spell 'raging alky'.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Why wouldn't the alky bassa meet Lennon?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Barrie Lochrie

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    Too busy training the Ukrainian Nazi's 'the Celtic way' I heard.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where's all the timmies today? Celebrating the Jubilee no doubt. <laugh>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    remember him and ricksen were always fighting? <laugh>
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    F***ing gutted he's gone, could barely watch the Jubilee or manage more than 2 bites of my crumpet. I am yet to speak to a Celtic fan who can see any future for us after such a catastophic event befalls the club.

    I hope we can turn to Rangers and ask for their advice on how to move forward.
     
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  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Any update on this lifestyle that seen him get the boot via text.

    "Y did U not mt me 2day. U on d sauce? Dnt bar goin to pprz. Ur fired. Im kpin ur lisbn lions dvdz. Lolz. Lenny. X"
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Yes

    Apparently he got married in the Church of England and we only just found out about it.....
     
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  17. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Church of England - one step away from full blown Papacy.
     
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