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Would Jubileeve It!

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  1. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Haven't done one for a while, so may aswell chuck one in. Usual Friday Thread rules, any jokes puns or wordplay, this time involving Royalty.

    2 to start...

    JubiLee Sharpe.

    The keeper has just lobbed it out for a thro'ne.

    Anyone seen using the pathetically obvious... Ledley King, will be hung, drawn, quartered, and skewered onto the spinny thing in the nearset 4 kebab shops to the Emirates! :D

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    ...(royalwavesmiley)
     
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    UnionJack Wilshere too obvious notso? (its early!!)

    Paul Jewels <whistle>

    Nico Crownjcar
     
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  3. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    Joe Royal

    Prince Boatang

    Just to get them out of the way
     
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  4. Spurf

    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    Duke Hazard
     
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  5. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Sceptre Blatter

    Bradley Orrb
     
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  6. notsosmartspur

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    Wilson Palaceios
     
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    Ledley King :)
     
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  8. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear!

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    :)
     
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    Steve Carriage

    Matt Busby
     
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  10. Queen Kenny!
     
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    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Cesc Faberge-egg-as
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    im **** at jokes ill steer well clear of this one Notso!
     
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    Kevin Princess Boateng (that's right isn't it?)
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    well im tempted to think.....
     
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  15. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Paulo No Futre, No Futre, No Futre For You...
     
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  16. audrey.s.thackeray

    audrey.s.thackeray Well-Known Member

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    There are those managers and players whose names are partly from royal lineage, and are therefore easily spotted:
    Harry R
    Mike England
    William Gallas
    John Charles
    Gordon McQueen
    Alfredo Di Stefano & Paulo Di Canio :emoticon-0163-pizza
    And there are some whose royal links require a little more imagination and creativity:
    JuBalee <bubbly>
    David Queenola <somersault>
    Jurgen Kingsmann <applause>
    Les Ferginand <magic>
    Corgi Best (Superstar!) <doh>

    Mmmmmmmmm - still working on this idea, I'm afraid.
    (Don't hold your breath, though!)
     
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    Bruce Forsyth.
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    dhe dhe dhe dhe dhe dhe dhe dhe
     
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  19. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Windsor, lose or draw....jeez thats terrible!
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    ive got an even worse one...


    'the ref is ****'


    that bit is serious....



    'he keeps on Buckingham'




    boom boom!
     
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