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Chelsea Pensioner

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Holy mackerel, what a week for rumours. Here's some Iv'e spotted.

We've signed Hulk
Hulk turns down PL.
David Luiz to Barca.
David Luiz signs extension for better deal at CFC.
Ivan to Real Madrid and Bayern.
Lampard to PSG, LA Galaxy and Man Utd.
Drogba to China, Marseilles, PSG, Galatasaray and Dubai.
Sturridge to City, Spurs and Kindergarten. ( made the last one up )
Torres to PSG and Valencia.
Kalou to Arsenal and Bayern
Malouda to who cares ?????
Terry to Wormwood Scrubbs .
Cole to Real Madrid, PSG and Majorca.
Eden Hazard signs for City, Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool
Ramires back to Brazil.
Redknapp our new Manager, along with Rafa, Guardiola, Martinez, Klipp Klopp, Capello,and 24 others whose names are too hard to spell.
RDM to Spurs, Liverpool ,Juventus, AC Milan and Napoli.
Abramovich to Monaco.

The last is the only one that seems likely to me. Makes perfect sense. Tax free, near the boats, Gulfstream parked at Nice Airport only 5 mins away by helicopter, lots of other Russians to talk to.

Any I've missed ???
 
Chelsea mascot changed from cuddly Lion who can't even beat an Eagle or Seagull in a foot race to a heartless baby seal eating Polar Bear who are remarkably quick sprinters over a short distance.
 
We'll be alright! We can promote out FA Youth Cup winning juniors and be certs to win the PL!
 
Actually CP, I have a feeling Sturridge wont be going anywhere! We're using his mugshot to promote our new 2012/13 kit !
 
bluemoon2 said:
Actually CP, I have a feeling Sturridge wont be going anywhere! We're using his mugshot to promote our new 2012/13 kit !
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Thank god for that BM2 !! With all the others leaving I was starting to polish up the old boots. They still fit, but very concerned about the new fangled body hugging shirts,not a real good look.
Honestly, who makes up these rumours ???? They're a better read than the newspapers.
 
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