When I was a policeman, we had a police-box at a junction where we did rush hour traffic control! There was a Kennedy's butcher and pie shop nearby, and for helping their lorries in and out, we were left a bag of sausage rolls in the police box! Normally nobody wanted to do traffic control, but for some reason, that one was always popular!
Did you know that practically every piece of a pig is offered for human consumption. Including, the trotters, cheeks and snout as well as the offal ! You should never give pork to dogs or cats either as evidently the taste is similar to human flesh. Especially dogs as they could turn and attack you. Puts you off sausages doesn't it ? I used to be a butcher BTW
I used to be a butchers delivery boy. Was the first time I had ever ridden a trade bike. Went stright into a lampost Those bikes could take some stick though.
I used to ride one of those trade bikes too maestro, had a big basket on the front. I remember that I always had to put on a crisp clean white coat before venturing out as well. One Saturday morning I was travelling along Angel Road when I spotted this gorgeous girl with legs right up to her arse and a chest that gave me a semi, walking along the pavement opposite. I was so infatuated that I ran straight into the back of a stationary Citroen 2CV6 ! The basket flew out of the bike and the meat went everywhere. I picked it all up, wrapped it back up and duly completed my deliveries. I always remember that bird having a good laugh at my expense too. Serves me right for ogling her I suppose
I remember several years ago people were up in arms about spaghetti junction! I think I had used it about a dozen times before I realized where it was! So long as you use lane discipline, there is absolutely no problem! Simples <squeak>
