Alternative Headline Comp.

The prize is to post him one thing of your choice, please state your preference with your headline.

Looking at the time, may aswell be the Friday Thread.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4293652/Sol-Campbell-retires-from-football.html

I'll get just "Campbell Hangs" and Bomb as the postal surprise out the way nice and early! someone would eventually put it.

 

I kind of like your first idea, Notso. Preferably by his bollocks!

 

My first thought about the headline was that Sol had the hot water and brush out himself, and was coming to terms with the fact that there was no-one left, that was "not even good enough to clean his boots".

 

I just hope I never come across the traitorous ****er crossing the street. I'd hate to have to try and resist the temptation to put my foot down!

 

Cunt Quits, Nobody Cares.

 

Sol swaps boots for pipe and slippers....Fairy slippers!

 

Judas collects his 30 pieces of silver, then retires

 

Chelsea fans do for some reason. It's almost as if they want to wind us up?

 

Chelsea's board may as well be called the Spurs Obsessive's Board, HD.
It's quite embarrassing, really. Attention seeking at it's most obvious.

 

then again, The scousers would probably say the same about us.

HIAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fixed that for you, Roo!

 

Would that mean it's a board filled with SOB stories?

 

Stacks of Old Bollox!