Both ****ing ****s the bastards gave me no choice but to write 'Boris' ma takes it up the dunger' and 'Ken's a jakey wife beating ****' on my ballot and who the **** are the other guys? whats the point in them? do they realise they have no chance of winning just put 'BJ & Ken' on gladiators to settle the boring ****e
I think that South Park episode's analogy of political elections being between a Giant Douche or a Turd Sandwich was quite apt.