Thanks to Mr Plum for giving us our ball back. Here's a suitably topical one to go for...
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Woy: 'Phwoar that female linesman's a bit of alright. Glad I didn't get those holes in my pockets sewn up now.'
'I'm sorry Mr Bernstein, now that Peter Falk's no longer with us I've already agreed to film the next Columbo.'
Harry, don't rush me another couple of minutes and it will be hard enough!
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'Are we agreed? The one with the most over sized coat gets the England job.'
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'You see Harry. Every England manager needs a quirk. Erikkson had his hair, McClaren had his brolly and Capello had his Italian accent and I've got my big coat.'
Harry: Oi ya b*****ds I just put 100 grand on me getting the job.
Roy (thinking): Haha I just put 50 grand on you not getting it.
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That's right Harry... You sing it and I'll catch you up at the chorus...!
Roys thinking! Yeah I met Harry's missus once.... Pity its only her husband I'm screwing!
Arry' - "knees up mutha braaan!!"
Woy - "there giving the England job to this guy? Sheesh"
I wouldn't go shouting your mouth off about your new job just yet......!
Just remember that when Roy's England fail to qualify for the world cup we should all hug a hoody!!
I wonder if Kenny has found that fish I left behind the radiator in the Liverpool managers office.....
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