What do you do with unflushable ****es?

[Sam Axe]

I'm talking about the ones too big to go away with just a flush.

Personally, I take a photo to show my mates and then use the bog brush to break it up.

 

[OLOF]

get a chainsaw on the big ****er

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Apparently, if your ****e is too big to flush away, you are seriously ill (though you may not even know it).

Hope that helps, Sam.

 

[Sam Axe]

Apparently, if your ****e is too big to flush away, you are seriously ill (though you may not even know it).

Hope that helps, Sam.

Or you just had copious amounts of beer the night before.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Or you just had copious amounts of beer the night before.

Just kidding, Sam Try ten pints of Guinness like I had a few weeks ago, had a Guinness ****e the next day. Was nearly black, all that goodness coming out

 

[Sam Axe]

Just kidding, Sam Try ten pints of Guinness like I had a few weeks ago, had a Guinness ****e the next day. Was nearly black, all that goodness coming out

Bloody hell, I've done that before and it is a scary experience

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Bloody hell, I've done that before and it is a scary experience

Known as a Slypack, apparently

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Eat them.

 

[Mick]

Shove the toilet brush down there and mash it all up, then flush with the toilet brush still in the bowl to try get the clinging mashed ****e off it.

It's funny 'cus it's true

 

[Treat Williams]

Piss on it to whittle it down.

 

[Sam Axe]

Shove the toilet brush down there and mash it all up, then flush with the toilet brush still in the bowl to try get the clinging mashed ****e off it.

It's funny 'cus it's true

And then use the brush to scrub the stains at the bottom of the bowl and flush again

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Shove the toilet brush down there and mash it all up, then flush with the toilet brush still in the bowl to try get the clinging mashed ****e off it.

It's funny 'cus it's true

May I piss on your face?

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Leave it in situ as a testament to my ****ting prowess.

 

[Kim Jong Il]

Or on one now infamous occasion, steal a workmates scale rule, put it down the toilet to provide a measure of scale, take a picture, post on not 606, return scale rule to desk and laugh because workmate has a habit of chewing the end of his scale rule.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Like the one Big Innes did on Still Game?

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[Kim Jong Il]

kind of but with someone elses stationery in the bowl beside it

 

[Cyclonic]

Bash 'em to death with a ****in' big stick.

 

[alwaysright]

I usually find that unflushable ****es are the ones that tend to get promoted - I'm just not a big enough ****.

 

[Magic Laudrup 11]

Leave it for the bird or colleague to find (depending on where I am)

 

[Null]

Or on one now infamous occasion, steal a workmates scale rule, put it down the toilet to provide a measure of scale, take a picture, post on not 606, return scale rule to desk and laugh because workmate has a habit of chewing the end of his scale rule.

That was boaktastic!