Just watching Bilbao and have to say that Jim Rosenthal's nose is very pointy pointy... As is the sports lady on BBC Breakfast ... All very Lee Van Cleef Now let's debate what footballer fell out the ugly tree?
Dowie. Bit disappointed though. Thought from the thread title we were going to discuss poetry, especially 'The Pointy Birds'
The ABC 'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" Said A to B, "I don't like C; His manners are a lack. For all I ever see of C Is a semi-circular back!" "I disagree," said D to B, "I've never found C so. From where I stand he seems to be An uncompleted O." C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed, You criticise my shape. I'm made like that, to help spell Cat And Cow and Cool and Cape." "He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!" Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!" "You're dropping me," roared H to G. "Don't do it please I pray." "Out of my way," LL said to K. "I'll make poor I look ILL." To stop this stunt J stood in front, And presto! ILL was JILL. "U know," said V, "that W Is twice the age of me. For as a Roman V is five I'm half as young as he." X and Y yawned sleepily, "Look at the time!" they said. "Let's all get off to beddy byes." They did, then "Z-z-z."
The moon shines on my buttox ... My poem to Swords: [video=youtube;C4OQB5yenmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4OQB5yenmo&feature=fvwrel[/video]
Bolton's Wheater must have been somewhere at the back of the queue when they were handing out good looks and charm.
I don't think they come any uglier than Carlos Tevez, unless they've trained a baboon to play up front...