Haha I saw one on another board: "Arabs came! Arabs went! You can't pay your F***ing rent! With a nic nac paddy whack gives the Skates a pound! Tax man's back to shut you down!" Love it personally.
My favourite was "we're havin' a party when Pompey die Jelly and I've cream when Pompey die Tail on the donkey when Pompey die Strippers and whores when Pompey die" To the fc united of Manchester when glazer dies
We're going to Liverpool, You're going to Hartlepool! (Repeat until bored) To the tune of Jose Mourinho!
No, that doesn't rhyme or scan. Try adding something like, "hit him with a brick" and see if it works any better.....
I hope Pompey stick about about, but I'm not a childish **** It's football for christ sake, we were in this pickle 2 years ago but most of you probably can't remember that.