Amazing but useless facts

[ThaiCanary]

Is that from personal experience???

Have you not seen Animal Farm then Dave?

 

[redruthyella]

As a printer, I am still allowed to carry a sword.

 

[canarie-chippy]

Are you talking about the 2 or 4 legged pig ?
Seen some rough 2 legged ones out side Chicago's ?
Most of them would be happy with a 30 second orgasm

 

[redruthyella]

Its only the hairs on a gooseberry that stop it from being a grape.

 

[redruthyella]

The longest word in the dictionary is smiles.

 

[canary-dave]

Have you not seen Animal Farm then Dave?

That's why they call me Winston!

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Have you not seen Animal Farm then Dave?

FOUR legs good! TWO legs bad!

You cant beat the good old 4-4-2!

 

[ThaiCanary]

FOUR legs good! TWO legs bad!

Not THAT Animal Farm

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Not THAT Animal Farm

Oh, I get it now! That's why you moved to Thailand!

 

[ThaiCanary]

Oh, I get it now! That's why you moved to Thailand!

The pigs are far more attractive here

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

Is the Intertoto cup the only 'cup' that doesn't exist?

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

The Full Members Cup, The Zenith Data Systems Cup, The Rumbelows Cup, The Johnstone Paint Trophy!

Our cup runneth over....

 

[eeore]

Proportionately there is more wilderness in the USA than Africa - 38% to 28%

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Gt Britain would fit into the USA 74 times and into Texas alone 12 times.

 

[Resurgam]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes!

Is that when Rebecca Loos is involved?

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

Proportionately there is more wilderness in the USA than Africa - 38% to 28%

I don't know this is a FACT but I would imagine that Australia has both the US and Africa beaten when it comes to wilderness.

 

[tipsycanary]

More tumble-weeds are seen drifting across the Colchester community stadium then any other place on earth

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

There are no Canaries in the Canaries!

 

[Phuketcanary]

Proportionately there is more wilderness in the USA than Africa - 38% to 28%

proportionately there is more wilderness at Portland Road than both. (39.6%)

 

[tipsycanary]

More people suffer neck ache in Stoke than any other city