Amazing but useless facts

[tipsycanary]

Did you know a pigs penis is the shape of a cork screw!!!

I'm sure knowing that fact will change your life. Dont ask me how I know

Got any facts that can top that gem. Very bored at work and little football news to speak of

 

[Carra_Rud]

Its common knowledge that giraffes don't make any noise - this is not true, they do, albeit not very much.

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

if you dropped some toast, it is more statistically likely that it will land on the buttered side and this is due to the additional weight on that side.
Taxi!

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Britain is the 8th largest island in the world!

 

[Phuketcanary]

if you licked 20,000 stamps you'd get all your calories for the day!

 

[ncfcwonky]

if you dropped some toast, it is more statistically likely that it will land on the buttered side and this is due to the additional weight on that side.
Taxi!

If it's the landed butter side up, you've buttered the wrong side!

 

[tipsycanary]

if you licked 20,000 stamps you'd get all your calories for the day!

Thats quality!

 

[Phuketcanary]

If you count the number of cricket chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total, your result will be very close to the actual outdoor Fahrenheit temperature.

 

[tipsycanary]

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes
Dolphins sleep with one eye open

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

I wish I took more notice of the Factoids on Steve Wright in the afternoon....!

 

[Phuketcanary]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. It was started because the English were playing in a cricket match there.

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. It was started because the English were playing in a cricket match there.

The English then sent the Sultan of Zanzibar a bill for the ammo that was used!

Now that's class!

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

Kris Akabusi has got five toes on his left foot

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

There are more people alive currently than have died in the previous entire history of humanity.
Mosquitoes have killed more people than war and all other species combined
Snakes have two penises (well the males anyway)
Abe Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theatre, J F Kennady whilst in a Ford Lincoln. Both were suceeded by a President Johnson (Andrew and Lyndon).
The coldest, wettest and driest places on Earth are all in Antarctica

 

[ThaiCanary]

Reindeer like to eat bananas. FACT!

 

[Phuketcanary]

The English then sent the Sultan of Zanzibar a bill for the ammo that was used!

Now that's class!

after blowing up his house!

FACT!

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

if you licked 20,000 stamps you'd get all your calories for the day!

and with a tongue like that you'd never be single.....

 

[ilovedelia]

Berwick on Tweed is officially still at war with Russia!

ILD OTBC

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Dave is the only person alive never to share his malt!

FACT

 

[Dangerous Marsupial]

if you licked 20,000 stamps you'd get all your calories for the day!

Wow, that's brilliant!