Is it true that the rumour that Huthy and The Real Potterjub have eloped to the Brecon Beacons, they heard that Pulis has setup a Spiritual Hideaway (like the Moonies Headquarters) where devotees and disciples, can on a 24/7 pray and meditate on the wise one's sayings.
I know that there has been a recruitment drive as the numbers blindly following Pulisbuddavista (to give him his proper name) have fallen dramatically, after some 75% of the congregation have not renewed their ST's - Spiritual Transition for the next 1,000 year plan. Disbelief in the biggest mosque in Etruria is rife and a peaceful protest is planned outside all betting shops in the area.
This protest will lead to a strike and David Cameron on behalf of the Government is concerned that the British population, will indulge in a wild orgy of panic betting over the next 2 weeks, thus giving banks a severe cash flow problem.
Mr Coates is not available for comment
I know that there has been a recruitment drive as the numbers blindly following Pulisbuddavista (to give him his proper name) have fallen dramatically, after some 75% of the congregation have not renewed their ST's - Spiritual Transition for the next 1,000 year plan. Disbelief in the biggest mosque in Etruria is rife and a peaceful protest is planned outside all betting shops in the area.
This protest will lead to a strike and David Cameron on behalf of the Government is concerned that the British population, will indulge in a wild orgy of panic betting over the next 2 weeks, thus giving banks a severe cash flow problem.
Mr Coates is not available for comment