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DaveySAFC

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Goonarmy Disaster Appeal
Aid organisations have launched urgent appeals for donations to help victims of the Goonarmy disaster after more than 50,000 Newcastle fans were left devastated by their side's inability to kick a ball.

Manager Alan Pardew has made a plea to use the money to tackle major disaster areas such as James Perch and Cheick Tiote, whilst Kevin Nolan is desperately in need of some new clothes to fill his new two-acre walk in wardrobe.

A spokesperson for the appeal stressed that, "just £1 can buy a new dummy for Joey Barton, while £10 can buy Hatem Ben Arfa a new pair of slippers and matching blanket!"
 
Super Gyan said:
Goonarmy Disaster Appeal
Aid organisations have launched urgent appeals for donations to help victims of the Goonarmy disaster after more than 50,000 Newcastle fans were left devastated by their side's inability to kick a ball.

Manager Alan Pardew has made a plea to use the money to tackle major disaster areas such as James Perch and Cheick Tiote, whilst Kevin Nolan is desperately in need of some new clothes to fill his new two-acre walk in wardrobe.

A spokesperson for the appeal stressed that, "just £1 can buy a new dummy for Joey Barton, while £10 can buy Hatem Ben Arfa a new pair of slippers and matching blanket!"
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i'll donate to this sad charity it sound awful, how about setting up a charity do, the highlite can be a pillow fight between our very own lee cattermole and the jailbird barton. mind all main lights will have to be dimmed and replaced by red ones as that the only colour these two see. boom boom
 
It's the way you pick your clothes off the floor
It's the way you scratch your skin when you yawn
It's the t-shirts that you choose
like you're in the Air Force
Yeah the language that you use reacts like chemicals

Obsessions in my head
Don't connect with my intellect
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around

It's the way you close the doors of my car
It's the stupid things you bought with my credit card
It's the way you don't read Camus or Brett Easton Ellis
Yeah the TCP you use, it stings when we kiss

Obsessions in my head
Don't connect with my intellect
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around

Obsessions is like sex
It's simple and complex
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around
 
toonpents said:
It's the way you pick your clothes off the floor
It's the way you scratch your skin when you yawn
It's the t-shirts that you choose
like you're in the Air Force
Yeah the language that you use reacts like chemicals

Obsessions in my head
Don't connect with my intellect
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around

It's the way you close the doors of my car
It's the stupid things you bought with my credit card
It's the way you don't read Camus or Brett Easton Ellis
Yeah the TCP you use, it stings when we kiss

Obsessions in my head
Don't connect with my intellect
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around

Obsessions is like sex
It's simple and complex
It's called obsession
Can you handle it?

It's connected to the hip sounds
And it moves with the underground
It's called obsession
When you're around
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to the tune off?
p.s its called obsession to write such a long post on the safc board,
anyhow not bad for a first attempt keep trying, sure you'll get there, didn't recognise barton without his swag bag
 
commachio said:
to the tune off?
p.s its called obsession to write such a long post on the safc board,
anyhow not bad for a first attempt keep trying, sure you'll get there, didn't recognise barton without his swag bag
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its a tune by Suede, copied and pasted

do you get music is wearyside?
 
toonpents said:
its a tune by Suede, copied and pasted

do you get music is wearyside?
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take a look mate im in thailand, but actually like suede, better than the ****e i have to listen to here.
plus dont knock our music you gave the world jimmy ****ing nail theres no excuse for that
 
commachio said:
take a look mate im in thailand, but actually like suede, better than the ****e i have to listen to here.
plus dont knock our music you gave the world jimmy ****ing nail theres no excuse for that
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We also gave the world Brian Johnson from AC/DC, Dire Straits, Maximo Park to name but a few

Also Jimi Hendrix spent alot of time busking in Heaton in the 1960's

Super Gyan said:
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege
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Stock answer i'll bet
 
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