Had a one nighter with a random at a party once...she was south african and the life and soul. Dead as a doornail in the sack, total disappointment... Got told the next day by someone who'd been out with her a couple of years prior she liked to be dominated and play slapped aroond the chops etc and she went like the clappers. Double gutted.
She'll just squat and let some of the previous blokes jizz run down. If there's any carrot bits it's where the last bloke puked.
Saw Ken Dodd eighteen months ago. He was 82 at the time and had an audience of mixed ages in the palm of his hand for nearly five hours.
seen ken dodd......****ing brilliant bernard manning was a good laff too, just took the piss out of everyone...top class
I'm a big fan of Sean Locke. But the only one I've seen live was Peter Kay, in Hammersmith just over 10 years ok. I laughed at the time but having seen the DVD since, and grown up a bit, it wasn't that great. His earlier stuff was a bit better, though the bloke himself is an absolute cock.
only seen sean locke on tv but he cracks me up too as does al murray...not everybodys cup of tea but i find his interaction with the audiance ****ing funny. <grin>
I'm with Jip and Rorsshac - think Sean locke is brilliant. I get a bit tired of the likes of Frankie Boyle who think that you only have to be offensive in order to make people laugh - a bit more to in my view. Mind you, the person who makes me laugh the most at the moment is Kenny Dalglish - his latest set of self delusion sketches are a work of genius.
