Team names

[tipsycanary]

English team names are getting a bit boring, we have so many united, city, FC, Town's etc while in the states they are much more imaginative.

So if you could change the end of teams names, what would they be? e.g. Liverpool Hubcap thieves instead of Liverpool FC

Make them stereotypical or complimentary as you wish. Please more imaginative than the one above.

PS I'm bored working hence this thread and in no way do I think we should go for US style naming of teams

Cheers

OTBC

 

[KIO]

Ipswich Binmen

Liverpool Slum

Manchester Prawn (as in sandwich)

Tottenham Jewell (Jewell as in Jewish)

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

Liverpool Bin-dippers
Newcastle Bar Codes
Stoke Seagull-killers
The Brighton Bandits
Wigan Pie-eaters
Everton Doleites
Colchester Tesco
The Portsmouth Adminsitrators
Rangers Debtors
Manchester Gun Runners

 

[tipsycanary]

haha Stoke Seagull-Killers

 

[ncfcwonky]

HMRC Portsmouth

 

[redruthyella]

Happy Torquay Torquay

 

[Resurgam]

Happy Torquay Torquay

That is terrible redruth <groan>

 

[ncgandy]

Crawley Creepies

 

[canary-dave]

Colchester Nil

 

[ilovedelia]

Manchester ****ty.
West Ham Innit.
Tottenham Brown Envelopes.
Queens Park Losers.
Liverpool Racists.
Ipswich Team Builders.
Portsmouth Bust or Bust.
Blackpool Earthquakes.
Chelsea Managers.
Wolves Managerless.
Stoke Throwins.
Arsenal Forthplace.
Leeds Colins.

ILD OTBC

 

[ncfcwonky]

Blackpool Earthquakes.

Brilliant!

Sporting Colchester
Tottenham Titans