Albertz and Laudrup Speak Out - Taigs beeling
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My kids go to a non-Religious non denomination school outside Belfast - and the ****ers still come home talking about Jesus
I'm not joking... but I told my oldest to tell his bible bashing teacher that their was no god and he wanted to see pictures, or it didn't happen
I'm not joking... but I told my oldest to tell his bible bashing teacher that their was no god and he wanted to see pictures, or it didn't happen
I've got some Trilobite fossils from when they dug Channel Tunnel you can give the kids Mick.
Tell them to take them into school and ask for a full theological explanation from their teacher.
God done it to test your faith ...
I went to an RC school and there were muslims there, too
Oh, hang on, I'm not perpetuating the myth.
I went to a Jedi school and the Jedi beasted the Pakis as well
I have prayed to St Francis of Assisi every day that Rangers would be screwed......what more evidence do you need?
Nice one St Francis
He is the patron Saint of wounded animals.
A terminally ill Bear comes under that scope surely?
He was otherwise known as St Francis of the Badly-Bloodied-Cock by the way.
Rabbits arses aren't as pliable as you first think
Rabbits arses aren't as pliable as you first think
I don't actually have them any more. I "donated" them to the Primary School when I left. (Basically forgot about them)
I checked the price for selling giant trilobite fossils in as good condition as I had. They're going for £200-300 a pop...... I had 5 of the ****s.
You not rich enough already?
You not rich enough already?
Aye, but they're my ****ing fossils.
One of them is probably worth £1k on it's own. My wee brother came home from School last year on about the cool fossils they had......My ****ing fossils ya wee ****.
Get to ****, those things are creepy and too expensive for me. Just shag a jar of jam (Seedless ofcourse) while looking at this weeks copy of Nuts. Far cheaper option.
I don't think you should be calling me "kiddo" unless you have contracted methuselah syndrome.