Orange Squash

[VenomPD]

I ****ing love it:

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[Tina_old]

I ran over an orange in my car the other day. What a ****ing mess it made.

 

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I'm sensing venom may have been touched as a youngster?

 

[VenomPD]

I'm sensing Nev's great uncle was trampled to death at Ibrox.

 

[Tina_old]

One of my uncles was actually at that game.

Fact.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

My uncle was at the game aswell but he wasnt killed. And he supports Partick thistle. still a bigot though

 

[VenomPD]

My uncle was at the game aswell but he wasnt killed. And he supports Partick thistle. still a bigot though

Fair enough.

 

[Tina_old]

My uncle was at the game aswell but he wasnt killed. And he supports Partick thistle. still a bigot though

Mine wasn't killed either, but he did lose half a finger on the Waltzers in the old Kelvin Hall carnival

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

Mine wasn't killed either, but he did lose half a finger on the Waltzers in the old Kelvin Hall carnival

Did he used to poke you with it?

 

[Tina_old]

Did he used to poke you with it?

No. I was too tom-boyish he told me

 

[Gambol]

No. I was too tom-boyish he told me

Well your gender reassignment sorted that out. So all's well that ends well.

 

[Tina_old]

Well your gender reassignment sorted that out. So all's well that ends well.

Calm down, dear. It's only the internet.

 

[Null]

Mine wasn't killed either, but he did lose half a finger on the Waltzers in the old Kelvin Hall carnival

Your Uncle is Gambol????

 

[Trypsin-1]

I ran over an orange in my car the other day. What a ****ing mess it made.

I peeled the skin off one in my fruit bowl and got right underneath it