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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Resurgam, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Just thought I would post this in case anyone gets a text from Dave and they don't understand it.

    ATD = At The Doctors
    BFF = Best Friend Fell
    BTW = Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT = Bring Your Own Teeth
    FWIW = Forgot Where I Was
    GGPBL= Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA = Got Heartburn Again
    IMHO = Is My Hearing - aid On
    LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out
    OMMR= On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG = Oh My! Sorry gas
    ROFLACGU= Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up
    TTYL = Talk To You Louder
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Who are we laughing at?...........Hang on!

    <grr><grr><grr>
     
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  3. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed Well-Known Member

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    careful maestro...

    OYBCYC












    = or you'll be collecting your cards
     
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  4. Resurgam

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    My trial is nearly over as well <whistle>
     
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  5. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Prosecution is warming up!

    <whistle>
     
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  6. Rich44

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    You'll be on the subs bench
     
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  7. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    He'll be on the rack as soon as I can find my Zimmer frame!

    <yikes>
     
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  8. redruthyella

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    Watch out you don't get extradited to Ipswich!
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Never mind Maestro.

    Unlike Grant Holt you will soon be called up!
     
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  10. Resurgam

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    Called up where Warky?
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Well Dave's no spring chicken and he may need you to soon take over the reigns! <laugh>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Feb 28, 2012
  12. Resurgam

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    Even if I had 'clown sized feet' I still wouldn't be able to fill his shoes <ok>
     
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  13. canary-dave

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    :redface:.
     
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  14. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Sycophancy reaches new highs!

    <passmethesickbagnurseemoticon> <canarydaveisinfactmydademoticon>

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Just trying everything and anything to get the key to his malt supply GHM <ok> so that i can share it out with you ALL
     
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  16. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Gun point usually works! <ok>

    And drop the GHM already! <grr>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Feb 28, 2012
  17. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    You love it really <laugh>
     
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  18. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    i'm guessing GHM stands for grant holt's microphone, right? ;)
     
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  19. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    If you persist with this GHM business I will have to revert to my alter ego WLOH! <ok>
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Feb 29, 2012

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