I see your patter is still ****.
I'll banter with Venom, Dev and Pud, but you scud books are boring![]()
I always stuck up for ye ... where's my mention BH ya prick

I see your patter is still ****.
I'll banter with Venom, Dev and Pud, but you scud books are boring![]()

You come across as more a blancmange man.
Pink and floppy.
You come across as a boring ****. Same old **** everyday. Have you any decent patter?

I always stuck up for ye ... where's my mention BH ya prick![]()
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Awrite ****lips, how's tricks?Your visitor page is filling up nicely![]()

Well, that's it then, my internet life is ****ed![]()

Oh don't say that. You're comedy gold
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Whereas you're just plain boring![]()

Yet you keep on coming back for more![]()

I see your patter is still ****.
I'll banter with Venom, Dev and Pud, but you scud books are boring![]()

On MY article, aye, nice one, **** knuckle![]()
I jested at first, but you actually are thick as ****![]()
As I stated in my first ever thread this place is full of saddos. :thumbsup


Awrite ****lips, how's tricks?
aye no bad, its saturday night, I'm steaming ... cannae complain.aye no bad, its saturday night, I'm steaming ... cannae complain.
Hows tricks with you mate?
Did ye try the Malbec?
) and went for the Rigal, it went down ok 
aye no bad, its saturday night, I'm steaming ... cannae complain.
Hows tricks with you mate?

I'm ok mate. Just back from a wee tour over there, but wasn't much to write home about. They're all over in Pakistan on their holidays at the moment until the temperature rises. Same every year.
Ye been picking up any of those slutty english burds ye made a name for yerself with on SPN?I did, got 2 bottles, I've had one, they had a few malbec's though, I avoided the ones with ASDA labels (I assumed you meant the ones with class) and went for the Rigal, it went down ok
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Naw, it was the Otra Vida. I didny notice they had other Malbecs on offer. It's an Argentinian they're doing at £3.98 I think. Decent drop of wine for your second bottle of the evening. I thought it was a steal.![]()
I thought you meant the Rigal, it was marked down to £7 something from £14, and I thought since Gambol (a raging red wine alky) is recommending it it must be good it'll be worth the £7, which incidentally it is!
Ye been picking up any of those slutty english burds ye made a name for yerself with on SPN?
