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Grant Holt Facts

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  1. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Knock Knock.........
    Who's there??
    God.
    God??
    Yep.....human name Grant Holt!

    ILD OTBC :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    ilovedelia, Feb 16, 2012
  2. AdamBanana20

    AdamBanana20 New Member

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    Holt looks like a ******.
     
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    AdamBanana20, Feb 16, 2012
  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    What a fine, in-depth, detailed dissertation! You are obviously a man of learning!

    <doh>
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 16, 2012
  4. AdamBanana20

    AdamBanana20 New Member

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    He is a bit strange looking.
     
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    AdamBanana20, Feb 16, 2012
  5. Carra_Rud

    Carra_Rud Active Member

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    But by christ is he better than any player Southampton have.<ok>
     
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    Carra_Rud, Feb 16, 2012
  6. redruthyella

    redruthyella Active Member

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    When the Euro finally collapses, a new monetary system will be insituted called the Grolt. It will have 10 to the power of 10 credit rating.
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    Grant Holt understands the Duckworth/Lewis method.
     
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    redruthyella, Feb 16, 2012
  7. redruthyella

    redruthyella Active Member

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    As the club that produced Gareth Bale the two words Pot and Kettle come to mind
     
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    redruthyella, Feb 16, 2012
  8. Resurgam

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    ....not forgetting Matt le Tissier as well
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 16, 2012
  9. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    That was rather the thrust of my post earlier in the season Grant Holt-English Hero.He looks like a throwback from the early 20th century and part of the charm of the man IMHO.I have a photo of my Grandad taken in 1916 in his uniform as a machine gunner in the trenches and that kind of reminds me of GH.
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Feb 16, 2012
  10. AdamBanana20

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    Holt will never be as good as Matt Le Tiss was or Bale is.
    Holt is an average player.
     
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    AdamBanana20, Feb 16, 2012

  11. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    Take your fishing tackle elsewhere Adam we're not biting as you'd hoped today.
     
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    Hairy Mary Quite Canary, Feb 17, 2012
  12. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Different type of player Adam,me old benanoe.Put Holt in the box surrounded by five defenders as he was at Swansea last week,with a high ball coming in and no solvent bookie is going to give you 5/1 against him.I rated and liked Matt le T but most of his goals were 30yard crackers.
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Feb 17, 2012
  13. redruthyella

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    Very average. In fact its a goal very other game in the Prem, his average.
     
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    redruthyella, Feb 17, 2012
  14. Bath-Canary

    Bath-Canary Well-Known Member

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    Impressive. I've seen a few cricket captains who didn't.
     
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    Bath-Canary, Feb 17, 2012
  15. Rubik's Tube

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    Grant Holt decided to effectively end his football career on 18/05/12. (Next season he will either be in a sulk at Carrow Road or on the bench/ settee with a larger club).

    (Probably an over reaction, but I'm so pissed off coming home to hear that he has handed in a transfer request).
     
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    Rubik's Tube, May 18, 2012
  16. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I feel your pain boys......!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, May 18, 2012
  17. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Whatever, showing your true colours tonight along with your other boys on here

    If you could stop furiously beating your member over this maybe you'd see how lower league you all look
     
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    Beefforhire-NCFC, May 18, 2012
  18. KIO

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    ^this<ok>
     
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    KIO, May 18, 2012
  19. Canary f1

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    Grant Holt's amazing negotiation skills could solve the Eurozone crisis in less than 24 hours
     
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    Canary f1, Jul 3, 2012
  20. Paint Me Yellow

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    Grant Holt can jump on a standard UK mains plug and feel no pain at all......
     
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    Paint Me Yellow, Jul 3, 2012
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