Tc to Mighty 'When you told me that I'd won a Monkey for winning the Caption competition, I didn't realise you meant the hairy kind'
Not bad but how many Wall wear a shirt and tie to work? Usually it's a balaclava and carrying a crow-bar.
The candidates waited patiently for Bates to interview them for the manager's job. The promise of being paid peanuts was too great a lure.
not true most wallies now work at canary wharf, Think the official job description is.Janitor or Toilet attendant.
A member of the jury is thrown out of the Rednapp case. "Just because my Dad washes elephants, it doesn't mean I'm related to Adebayor"