Valentines Pun Thread!

[notsosmartspur]

Usual rules apply...none!

2 top start...

Wagner Love

Ledley StocKings and Suspenders.


Let the love-in begin!

 

[Spursguru]

Ian Mr. Wright
Teddy Sheringham
Gareth (hunny i've made a bad error of judgement can you pay the fee for my) Bale
Helder up over my head in a dirty dancing fashion postiga?

 

[No Kane No Gain]

Zat Night where we go to a French restaurant and zey all speek like zis.
Breakfast BJ Campbell
Miralem Pjanic in the morning cos you forgot to get a card

 

[Unathletico Madyid]

Peter Ndloveyou
Micah Richcard
Juan Romance Riquelme

 

[notsosmartspur]

Joe Heart

Romeu & Juliet

Romantic Abramovich

Danny Rose

Tom Flowers

Uwe Erossler

Tim Cuddlestone....

 

[Spursguru]

Ian Walker-home

 

[Roo]

Robert Snog-rass

 

[Spursguru]

Rio Bird-in-hand.... <run>

 

[Spursguru]

Darren Bent her over down an ally

 

[notsosmartspur]

Peter Crotchless
Danny Roses
Milk Tray McCarthy

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Barry Swallow

I'll just apologise to fans of Doncaster, Crewe, Barnsley, Bradfor and York now...

 

[No Kane No Gain]

Roman Pavly-Readymeal for one, xvideos and a cry-chenko

 

[notsosmartspur]

Roman Pavly-Readymeal for one, xvideos and a cry-chenko

...and sit on your hand for 10 mins til it goes numb, and doesn't feel like your own!

 

[notsosmartspur]

Djibril Kisse

 

[notsosmartspur]

Up the Arse-nal!

 

[notsosmartspur]

Wayne Wooney
FA Cupid

 

[No Kane No Gain]

...and sit on your hand for 10 mins til it goes numb, and doesn't feel like your own!

Yeah, that's it laugh at my misery


Darren AmbPropose

 

[notsosmartspur]

Yeah, that's it laugh at my misery

You never mentioned you were single mate...I won't mock anymore.

Marry Redknapp
Tom Hugglestone

 

[No Kane No Gain]

You never mentioned you were single mate...I won't mock anymore.

Marry Redknapp
Tom Hugglestone

I was only kidding

Stan melanCholymore

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

****dorfstadion...