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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by janbo, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. janbo

    janbo Member

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    Is there a cure?

    Looking for ideas before I press this pillow onto his face.
     
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  2. Paulie Gualtieri

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    onto his face ..hmm are you gay or are you of the female persuasion ? if the latter well helloo <ok>
     
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  3. Trypsin-1

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    alright there xxx

    p.s i have a 12 inch cock
     
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  4. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    If you like the young meat, I'm ya man. <ok>
     
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  6. janbo

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    Well hello their, I an not gay to the first question,

    you with the 12 incher Its not size that matters its weather you know how to use it or not!
     
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  7. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    <laugh>
    That's you told Bokkie.
     
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  8. janbo

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    If thats what you say to a woman after only meeting her, no wonder you are on here on a Friday night
     
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  9. Nazara

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    It's also why I've no shaggin' in six months :(
     
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  10. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Make the bugger lie on his side, or stuff tissue up his snoz. <ok>
     
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  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Well it appears there are several of us floating around here on a Friday night instead of doing interesting things.

    I'm drinking on my own again on the Isle of Man, I need to find a hobby.
     
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  12. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Skype me wee man <ok> <itsobviousjanbodoesnthaveskypeorshedbeontomenow>
     
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  13. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I have a very good Friday night hobby View attachment 10395 <ok>
    It passes the time.
     
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  14. janbo

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    Tried the turning him on his side but that only works for about 10 minutes and then he turns himself back lying on his back
     
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  15. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Try sticking a pillow behind his back so that he can't roll back over, used to work wonders for my ex missus. <ok>
     
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  16. Trypsin-1

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    <laugh> are you sure?
     
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  17. janbo

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    Will try that ye okide thank you for your help <cheers>
     
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  18. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    I most certainly am sir!, she could snore for Ireland, so she could. <ok>
    Probably why i'm such an insomniac now.
     
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  19. Paulie Gualtieri

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    really and truthfully there is no cure <ok> unless you tape his jaw up to close his mouth and force him to breathe through his nose
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Haw **** <grr>
     
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