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Some bird came up to me and my pals last night started talking to us, says she was a social worker and started yapping on about having people who have spent time in prison going into speak to wee bastards about it, should of sen the look on my pals face <laugh> 6 hours out of jail and some random social worker starts talking about getting people with experience to talk to waines.

After about 15 minutes though he was just trying to pump her <laugh> proper munter tae <laugh><laugh><laugh>

Gie the guy a break. Just oot the jail or course he's gonny try and pump anything with a fanny that's got a pulse.

(Pulse optional)
 
**** spewed his ringer at my pals, all you seen was his cheeks fill up <laugh> didn't even make it to the toilet and spewed in the sink dirty ****.