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ilovedelia

ilovedelia

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May 4, 2011
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The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.


Three Premiership managers are sitting by the campfire, one from Man Utd, one from Liverpool and one from Norwich City. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...

Fergie says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, manager there is. Why, my hairdyer is world famous, I’ve easily dealt with Roy Keane, Cantona and Rooney they’re all scared of me!
I’m well hard!!!!!!

Kenny from Liverpool (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I defend my club and players to the death. See the way I dealt with Torres, no messing there just got rid of him, got in Carroll, he’s scared of me. Even Souness was scared of me when we played together!
I’m harder than you Fergie!!

Paul Lambert of Norwich remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

The End.

ILD OTBC
 
If we all had identical views it would be boring, I agree some of the name calling on recent threads was a bit OTT, but at the end of the day, we all have the right to say what we see, it's just that sometimes, people like Superman should have gone to Specsavers!

;)
 
On a different note, I know many of you don't have Sky but they were interviewing Shola Ameobi and behind him was a . . . . Yellow and Green tractor. Spooky. Is this an omen?
 
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