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Schneiderlin is the goal king said:
Oh my lord they are terrible. I'm going to ask to steward up there one day and eject them from the ground - they are that bad !

No 'fan' should ever be doing that, I swear they don't come to watch the football but to moan instead. It's better in the fact that there are 2 nice shouting grannies in front of us though, they are a noisy bunch but they're lovely people !
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oh yes!
 
Oh god, yesterday was by far the worst experience ever at St Mary's. For the 5 minutes I put up with it, that is.

Some fat middle-aged man, as I took my place, sat to the right of me, "Ok" I thought to myself, "at least he'll block the Baltic wind".

I then proceeded to breathe in some air through my nostrils, as a human does, and caught what was quite possibly the most repulsively abhorrent stench ever to have been smelt by my unsuspecting nose. **** me, it was revolting. It was actually like a dog had shat all over his skin, and proceeded to urinate all over his choice of clothing. ****ing hell, I almost vomited. Moved away from him after a couple of minutes as I couldn't take the agony my sense of smell was enduring.
 
The last game I went to I was sitting between 2 dads and their sons, and one of them done my head in, his kid who was probably about 8 kept singing nursery rhymes, **** it is annoying and all he and the kid kept on about was McDonalds, he was fat as **** aswell and his son was also.
 
I'm surrounded by moaners and wingers. Its sometimes almost embarrising when me and my mate see to be the only people nearby actually getting behind the team. Annoys me how loud the northam(where I sit) can be when we score but often gets alot quiter when we are loosing, should be the other way round IMO.
 
hotbovril said:
Every week I take my seat at SMS only to have my view blocked, toes trodden on and shins rapped by this old git with a cane toting a flask and a sandwich bag arriving ten minutes after kick off. He clearly has bladder issues as no sooner has he sat down than he's back up again, off to the gents. He tries to make light of his condition by alternating his direction of exit but this just leads to him annoying everyone in the row, especially as he always leaves ten minutes early too.

He must be minted though as he's punching well above his weight on the wifey department (even if her coat could do with a bit of a clean).
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I personally apologise for ruining your matchday experience and I have already been in touch with the ticket office with the request to be relocated.
 
I always have a few behind me who are the mouths of the team, ****ing this, ****er that, really annoying and they have kids some of them.
 
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